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Why Raising Your Children the Same Way you Raise Your Gerbils is a Good Idea
Or should I say “great idea”
1 min readJan 15, 2020
- Finally a good use for all of the crappy newspapers!
- Those large glass cages that you bought on a whim were just sitting in storage gathering dust.
- Meal prep will be down to minutes.
- Watching them run around inside a large plastic ball is tons of fun.
- Gnawing at plastic and wood will keep their teeth sharp just in case.
- No need for potty training or diapers!
- When they are teens, they can try to talk back all they want, but the glass acts as an awesome sound dampener.
- Finally a reason to rename them “Sparkles” and “Coco”