To The Two Hairs Growing Out of The Middle of My Forehead
Ummm….WTF?!?!?
Seriously dudes!
WTF?!?!
Haven’t I treated you well?
I mean I know I’ve often covered you and your brethren with hats, bandanas, headbands and, once, regrettably, with a doo rag, which might send the message I’m embarrassed by you. But don’t think I don’t love you!