Are You Saddled in Post-Holiday Malaise?

Here are Some Pick-Me-Ups!

Photo by Nik Shuliahin on Unsplash
  1. You can wear your new “At Least You’re Not a Eunuch” t-shirt complements of your wife.
  2. Those extra pounds will give you extra acceleration next time you are rolling down a hill!
  3. Once you’ve decided to literally bathe in eggnog, you’ll never be tempted again.

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Tommy Paley

Tommy Paley

I write creative non-fiction, humorous and random short stories, unique and tasty recipes and fiction involving odd and funny relationships. I also love cheese.